Brother Retiring From Army - Ideas for Gifts

[alwaysright]

My brother will be retiring after 30+ years and the family would like to host a celebration. Can anyone help me with ideas?

[alwaysright]

I think you should have a lot of beer and alot of beer and alot of women with no cloths on. That will be the best bash you could give him and thats just being honest.

[willyable]

Give him something like a hat made with his last command on it. I think he would appreciate that.